Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Theoretical band names

Band names I come up with that make me wish I was in a band
I want suggestions!

BAND'S I'D WANT TO BE IN
• Mouth full of blood
• Fix your Face with Mace
• Mr.Gosh is Boss
• 3 legged doberman

PUNK BAND NAMES I'M SURPRISED HAVE NOT EXISTED:
• Anti-De-Dis-Vomit-Ass-Charge
• Ass Charge
• Punch a Duck
• Charge it to my ass
• Peg-your-pants
• the head is in the ditch
• Simply ran out of Coffins = S.R.O.C.
• Control your face
• G.O.G (Goddess of the Geek)s (a nick name i actually had in high-school)
• 1918 (with change)

LONG WINDED BAND TITLES OF LATER DAY YUPPIES - CURRENT DAY HIPSTER HAND-CLAPPING BANDS
• heartfelt lord's turoquet
• Blue crayons make me horny
• Why is there fur on your dick?
• Is there a place we can go so I can ignore you
• Ouch - your face
• Soft breathy voices alone in a corner don't want you to come near
• carved our name in styrophoame take out


FRAT BANDS
• Dashboard spider Monkey (B.D.S.M)
• red cup at the door


CURRENT DAY HIPSTER BANDS THAT THINK THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF FRAT BANDS
• Land of the plastic cups
• Charge it to my ass
• You can't handle the vibration
• Bark make out

BAND LYRICS (or mistaken band lyrics) THAT SHOULD BE A BAND TITLE:
• I'm you're fetus, I'm inside you - i bite cha bite cha
• I Don't want to be a Peanut



HOLIDAY PUNK BANDS MAKING FUN OF THE HOLIDAYS
• Crass-mass
• Pest-yule-in-pants

COVER BANDS
• One Day One Night - Saturday's Alright
• Head on
• Oh Superman


MOST OFFENSIVE THINGS TO BECOME THE BEST "WORST-BAND NAMES" OF ALL TIME
• Black Hopefuls --> NYtimes - http://nyti.ms/9yioqT

HORRIBLE BAND NAMES BASED ON THE TRUTH
• White people are impatient and cant wait in line like the rest of this

100% TREND BASED:
• Betty White
• Sad Panda


SUGGESTED BY OTHERS:
Beneath the Burning City (Ben Severns)

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